when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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Preach it
Q’d blog sitting for Gohlde and Floratise!
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omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
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so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
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